13 Feb 2009

Francoise makes me HAAAAPPY. (japiiii)

Mi iMac, amorosamente bautizado Francoise, meets por primera vez mi apenas creada red wifi 20mb/sec Vogue... el mundo is just perfect...

13 Sep 2008

Time out for the world.

Me mandan un mail para que hagamos un apagon mundial el 17, pretendian que lo reenvie a todos mis contactos y parecia un movimiento tan serio e importante que venia en 10 lenguas...

Chicos los cursos organizados por el gobierno son gratis, haganse un favor: vayan, o suicidense, o encuentren su nueva religion en el twitter de @Conz.

Igligts:

Darkness world (?): On September 17, 2008 from 21:50 to 22:00 hours.
Proposes (?) to delete all lights and if possible all electrical appliances, to our planet can 'breathe'(!!?).
if the answer is massive, energy saving can be brutal.
Only 10 minutes, and see what happens.
Yes, we are 10 minutes in the dark, we light a candle and simply
Be looking at it, we breathe and our planet. (???)
Remember that the union is strength and the Internet can be very power and can
Even do something big.

Moves the news (!), if you have friends to live in other countries send to them.

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La frase final genera violencia...

Di "responder a todos":

"Definitivamente uno de los peores ingleses que he leido en mucho tiempo, ni hablar del aleman.
Casi me conmueven pero el linguista dentro de mi grita que hay que eliminar este e-mail y dejar que el mundo se hunda con todos ustedes dentro.

Patetico. Quien sea que me mando esto, no me escribas nunca mas.

Chau chau.

*Cualquier respuesta sera ignorada brutalmente y teletransportada a la papelera de reciclaje."

1 May 2008

Mi Strings Tape.

Difruten de mi inspiraciòn (para hacer una playlist...) en todo su esplendor

Strings by The Interpreter.

10 Apr 2008

Hagalo Usted Misma!





Como no tenìa mas boxers limpios a causa de la forma brutal en que me explotan en este trabajo, tuve que ponerme el ùltimo calzoncillito celeste al fondo de "cajòn".

Este divinor de trapito manchado con lavandina, ademàs de asegurarme que no tendrè sexo con absolutamente nadie (lo cual de todas maneras parece asegurarme mi destino) cumple la bàsica funcion de sostenerme... durante dos horas.

Con el paso del tiempo se tranforma en una pollerita que tengo debajo del pantalon, solo eso, cero elastico en la piernas, cero contenciòn, siento que mis dotes bailan AXE libres en el viento.

Espero que entiendan entonces que:

Acabo de ir al baño con la abrochadora y lo ataque brutalmente hasta dejarlo de mi talle. Està tan ajustado y lleno de metal que es, a primera vista, un cinturòn de castidad del 1550.

Quiero ademas agradecer a Brico Kids que me ha enseñado tanto.

YYY entonces queeeda assììì!!

31 Mar 2008

Chicos, hoy tuve el placer de conocer a Gian Franco.
Es igualito a la foto.

28 Mar 2008

Solidaridad: Un Diccionario Para Gian Franco.

Continuando con la Gran Campaña French-Fòbica en Casa Quinta, les traigo un DOCUMENTO CLAVE para entender nuestro profundo repudio hacia estas masas horripilantes sin la màs minima capacidad de conjugaciòn, sintaxis, o coordinaciòn cerebral; tambièn conocida como franco-hablantes.

Para meterlos un poco en clima y que puedan entender un archivo tan significativo como este quiero contarles que el sujeto de estudio trabaja para una empresa irlandesa de turismo, para la cual yo hacia los "transfers" que es practicamente transladar 50 ingleses hambrientos durante 6 horas desde el aeropuerto hasta el resort y en el medio venderles todo lo posible.

(tono Chiche) Usted esta a punto de ser testigo... de los llamados "report", que enviamos cada semana, el texto no ha sido modificado, citaremos textualmente lo escrito por nuestro amigo Gian Franco a nuestros jefes en irlanda:

*La vision de estos textos no es recomendada a menores de 18 años, si continua es bajo su propia responsabilidad*


--"fiu problem inthe bus as they wher drinking beer,and yesterday they whent into an hoter (?)apt in the same budling(the apt was oppen)and occuped the apt."

--"unluck (?) of comunication from the reception to the guest about the location of the restaurant which ia outside (?) about the closing door of the reception in the night time and hade to wait in the morning for the breakfast as no waiter was there for a litel while"

--"hade to waite for them apt to be ready for 3 haurs "

Lo sè lo sè! Muy fuerte!!! Y esto es solo el primer bloque, despues de la pausa... Veremos como se las arregla G. Franco para comunicar una pelea entre hospites, o explicar un problema en el pago de una cliente. No se lo pierda...

26 Feb 2008

Stage6.com off line.

Hoy voy a aprovechar a bajarme lo que pueda. El jueves no hay mas Stage6.
Desastre, and emerrrgencyy!!.

Como despedida:

NOTE: I'm reposting the same message I put up this morning to open the blog back up for comments.

Rest assured, we are reading what you write and appreciate the outpouring. I’m Tom (aka Spinner), a Stage6 user and an employee of DivX, Inc., the company behind the service. I’m writing this message today to inform you that we plan to shut down Stage6 on February 28, 2008. Upload functionality has already been turned off, and you’ll be able to view and download videos until Thursday.

I know this news will come as a shock and disappointment to many Stage6 users, and I’d like to take a few moments to explain the reasons behind our decision.

We created Stage6 with the mission of empowering content creators and viewers to discover a new kind of video experience. Stage6 began as an experiment, and we always knew there was a chance that it might not succeed.

In many ways, though, the service did succeed, beyond even our own initial expectations. Stage6 became very popular very quickly. We helped gain exposure for some talented filmmakers who brought great videos to the attention of an engaged community. We helped prove that it’s possible to distribute true high definition video on the Internet. And we helped broaden the Internet video experience by offering content that is compatible with DVD players, mobile devices and other products beyond the PC.

So why are we shutting the service down? Well, the short answer is that the continued operation of Stage6 is a very expensive enterprise that requires an enormous amount of attention and resources that we are not in a position to continue to provide. There are a lot of other details involved, but at the end of the day it’s really as simple as that.

Now, why didn’t we think of that before we decided to create Stage6 in the first place, you may ask? That’s a good question. When we first created Stage6, there was a clear need for a service that would offer a true high quality video experience online because other video destinations on the Internet simply weren’t providing that to users. A gap existed, and Stage6 arrived to fill it.

As Stage6 grew quickly and dramatically (accompanied by an explosion of other sites delivering high quality video), it became clear that operating the service as a part of the larger DivX business no longer made sense. We couldn’t continue to run Stage6 and focus on our broader strategy to make it possible for anyone to enjoy high quality video on any device. So, in July of last year we announced that we were kicking off an effort to explore strategic alternatives for Stage6, which is a fancy way of saying we decided we would either have to sell it, spin it out into a private company or shut it down.

I won’t (and can’t, really) go into too much detail on those first two options other than to say that we tried really hard to find a way to keep Stage6 alive, either as its own private entity or by selling it to another company. Ultimately neither of those two scenarios was possible, and we made the hard decision to turn the lights off and cease operation of the service.

So that’s where we are today. After February 28, Stage6 will cease to exist as an online destination. But the larger DivX universe will continue to thrive. Every day new DivX Certified devices arrive on the market making it easy to move video beyond the PC. Products powered by DivX Connected, our new initiative that lets users stream video, photos, music and Internet services from the PC to the TV, are hitting retail outlets. We remain committed to empowering content creators to deliver high quality video to a wide audience, and we’ll continue to offer services that will make it easy to find videos online in the DivX format.

It’s been a wild ride, and none of it would have been possible without the support of our users. Thank you for making Stage6 everything that it was.


Tear *^...